A Model Admits She Allegedly Hooked Up With Tristian Thompson, Apologizes A Couple Days Later Because The Kardashians Run This Entire Goddamn World

There are very few things more terrifying than crossing a Kardashian. I assume the scariest things in the world is knowing the Kardashians are talking about you, a text from Dave Portnoy, a 'fine' text from your significant other and snakes. Fuck snakes. But this whole Tristian Thompson/Khloe Kardashian thing is way above my pay grade. Listen, I can tell you the pros/cons to Thompson's game. I have no idea what's going on with him and Khloe. They have a kid together. They are together, they aren't. Chicks broke down whether or not they were engaged: 

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All this was being talked about a month ago. So it's recent, it matters. And, well, Tristian has a history of cheating on Khloe Kardashian. Probably not the smartest thing in the world since, again, the Kardashians run the world. Look at every guy that has ever been associated with them. Who turned out net positive? Travis Barker is the leader in the clubhouse. 

It makes sense why Sydney here would apologize right away despite not being the one cheating or anything. What are you apologizing for? Outing him? He's dating or engaged or something with a Kardashian. Word was going to get out. 

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Do you know how terrifying Kris Jenner is? I'm still convinced she's the one pulling the strings on every single thing celebrity related. She's the ultimate puppet master. She turned the Kardashians from 'oh that chick with Ray J' to the fucking Kardashians. I might need to get ahead and apologize just for blogging this. Also the apology being on TikTok? I don't fucking understand this world anymore man. I'm not that old. I'm a blogger. I stay up to date on shit. Why use TIkTok to apologize? Does it work better or something? Gonna keep that one in my back pocket, just in case.

Would be a real shame if the Celtics end up getting hit with some sort of Kardashian/Kris Jenner curse because of this.