One Of Justin Bieber's Crew Got Bitten By A Shark And The Pics Are Pretty Disgusting

A few things cracked me up about this: 1) Justin Bieber posting a pic of his buddy who pretty much got eaten by a shark with the caption “Exactly why I hate sharks” as if there are a litany of reasons other people hate sharks besides the fact that they’re giant monsters that will eat you entirely. 2) The fact that several million chicks who follow Bieber for gossip and sexy pictures of him are just swiping through and getting treated to a casual photo of a man eaten by a sea creature. But honestly I appreciate Bieber sharing this. I feel like we have a ton of “sharks are scary” blogs on the site but who knows what a shark is really doing without seeing the wreckage. Thanks to Justin Bieber, now we know. 3) We were quite possibly feet away from a world in which a headline of “Justin Bieber Died Because A Shark Ate Him” could have been a thing that exists. Jabberjaw needs to get his shit together and think about the blogs next time.

Anyway there’s one more pic from the Instagram of Joe Termini himself and it’s 1000 times more disgusting but it wouldn’t be Barstool if every blog weren’t educational so here you go, spaced down because it’s really graphic: