Bill Walton Is Barking On TV And Jason Benetti Is Confirming Walton Is Simply High As Balls During Today's Indiana/Texas Game

This is what I needed today. Listen, Bill Walton was good yesterday. He wasn't great, he was good. I said it before but there are various levels of Bill Walton's highness. There's Maui, which is as high as he gets all year. There is the late night Pac-12 game, where he's high enough to eat a lit cupcake. Then there's the random game where he's entertaining but nothing too crazy. That's where he fell yesterday. Still entertaining. Still delivering us quotes like this: 

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But today? Well, hell, Jason Benetti is even confirming that Walton is high as balls. We've had him mooing for the Texas Longhorns. We've had him barking when talking about his dog's birthday. We got acid jokes early in the game

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It's fucking great to have day time hoops back. It's even better to have Walton back.