Today In 2020: We Have A Life-Sized Gundam Robot Entering The Testing Phase In Japan

Nah, fuuuuuuck this. I had November as the month that giant robots attacked humanity in my 2020 Faces Of Death Pool, with giant monsters in the ilk of Godzilla appearing in October and the inevitable alien invasion coming on December 31st. But based on the movements we see in this video along with A.I. being able to process and improve at a Basketball A.I. level of quickness, we will be in a full blown war with the machines by Columbus Day, absolute latest. I'm not just talking giant Gundam robots or those nightmare robot dogs straight from the Upside Down. But our cars driving us off cliffs like the O'Doyles and our microwaves burning our popcorn on purpose. Pure chaos! I never thought I'd be bummed about seeing a life sized Optimus Prime getting loose like a 15-year NFL vet before the Toradol hits. But based on everything I've seen over the last 9 months, this shit is petrifying. Read the room one time for me, Japan.

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Not gonna lie though, I have to tip my cap to this robot for knowing how to make an L with his fingers and being able to kneel during its respective country's national anthem, which are the two easiest ways to piss off humans. They already have us beat mentally as well as physically.

Also Vinny raises a very good point here.

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We neeeeeed to get a Barstool Iron Man suit. Not just for the content we can make with it. But because saving the world would put all the haters brains in a permanent pickle. The fact one of those suits is only $5000 is a joke considering Portnoy responsibly won a bet for that much in the Gambling House (Download the Barstool Sportsbook app today). Do the right thing Nardini and help us save Earth before we take over the moon.