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UCF Kid Tripping Balls So Hard Gets Tased and Arrested Outside the Campus Library

Not to beat a dead horse, but for the 1000th time, this is why I don’t mess with hardcore drugs and psychedelics. None of the old time stuff like LSD, none of the new hotness like bath salts and Flakka, none of it. Just no way I trust my brain enough to not end up ranting and raving around some campus library then fighting cops while shirtless and getting a taser shot up my asshole while a police dog eats my ear off. Not my idea of a good time, sorry.

Thought he had it here, check out that breakaway speed.