Team USA Finally Lets Canada Win A Game At The Elite Women's 3-on-3 Game
Folks, in order for any great rivalry to flourish there needs to be some level of give & take. You can't just have one team constantly shit pumping another and still call it a rivalry. That's not how it works. But that's how things had been trending when it comes to the Team USA Women's Hockey Team against Team Canada.
The reigning Olympic Gold Medalist? USA. The reigning Women's World Champion? USA. The reigning U18 Women's World Champion? USA. So then that brings us to the Elite Women's 3-on-3 game tonight at the NHL All Star Skills Competition. I'd be lying if I said I didn't expect our ladies to go out there and beat the brakes off of those goofy Canadian bastards. But not only are these ladies pure silk monsters, but they've got the brains as well. And they knew that in order for this rivalry to keep the same energy its always had, they needed to let Team Canada get a W real quick.
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Now that's not to say that Team USA wasn't clearly the filthier team when it comes to the Sauce Fest on display out there. The ladies were dangling their goddamn asses off out there.
You had Brianna Decker with the marinara.
You had Jocelyne Lamoureux with the alfredo.
Hilary Knight tucked one away with a healthy ladle full of Arrabbiata.
But turns out that Ann-Renee Desbiens as a fucking beast between the pipes for Canada and went wall mode for most of the night.
Julie "The Cat" looks like Bryzgalov compared to Desbiens. And just like that, Team USA becomes the most polite team on the planet. It's always great to see people looking out for the needy, and Canada desperately needed a win against Team USA. Guess we'll just have to settle for all those gold medals instead.