Earl Thomas LAID OUT Derrick Henry

Derrick Henry isn’t a real human being. He’s a moose that forged a birth certificate and passed the SATs. And he’s impossible to tackle. Unless you’re Earl Thomas. First ballot Hall of Fame safety. The face of the Legion of Boom. The man who breathed life into this Ravens defense. If there’s anyone prepared to take down Henry, it’s ETIII.

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Ahh geez. Spun him around like a top. Like pizza dough awaiting some sauce and cheese. Like a washing machine on spin cycle. Like a man who just ingested a zillion beers attempting to sleep. Like helicopter blades. Like 360 waves. He was spun around is what I’m trying to say here.