The Blue Jays Camera Man Should Be Arrested For Making Us Think Vlad Jr. Hit This Ball Out Of The Galaxy

Obviously tonight we’re all going nuts for every Vlad Jr. at bat. He’s a God Child. After grounding out in his first at bat, Vlad got a hold of one in his second. Off of contact and the way this camera shot to the ceiling I thought that ball was headed to another universe. I thought it was going to break the stadium lights. I had numbers like 550 feet racing through my head. I jumped up from my seat. I want this cameraman fired, fined, and tried in court for deceiving America and Canada. That is outrageous! You can’t fuck with us like that. Not when Vlad is doing this in BP.

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I am terrified of this man.