Woman On The Price Is Right Gives A Quick ShoutOut To Her Dead Husband Who Happens To Be In Her Purse

If my wife ever dies, I will carry her around in my fanny pack. I think it’s what she would want.

I would say, “Barkeep, I’ll have a markers with one cube. My dead wife, who is in this Saturdays Are For The Boys Fanny Pack, will have a glass of the house red.”

“We’re out of the house red.”

While looking into the fanny pack, “they’re out of the house red, honey. Anything else?”

While looking up, “She’ll have the house sangria. Red.”

“We’re out of that too because it’s made from the house red.”‘

“How about a beer, my love?” Looking up again, “A Sam Adams will do.”

“One Sam Adams coming up and a Knob’s Creek with two cubes.”

“Makers with one cube.”

Fucking bartenders. PAY ATTENTION!

(rip to her husband. Terrible to lose a loved one)