BREAKING: Jake Voracek Probably Wouldn't Give The Uber Driver Who Leaked The Ottawa Senators Video A 5-Star Rating
NBC Sports Philadelphia – Jakub Voracek understands there are camera phones lurking around every corner and that privacy rarely exists in today’s age of instantaneous information, but that breach of privacy was taken to a whole new level when members of the Senators were videotaped trash-talking the team by an Uber driver in Phoenix, Arizona, during Ottawa’s late-October road trip.
“I guarantee that every single person who has a boss, every sports team in the world can guarantee it happens everywhere,” Voracek said Wednesday. “And I can guarantee that the coaches behind the door talk about the players. It happens everywhere all the time…
…Who knows exactly what the Uber driver’s motivation was behind posting the video — something comparable to Taxicab Confessions — but what concerns Voracek is how a normal civilian could potentially cash in with damning information.
“Who gives a s—? He’s a f—ing idiot. Do your job,” Voracek said. “You’re an Uber driver, drive cars. Don’t try to sell copies to make some money. Get the f— out of here. You know what I mean, he’s a loser.”
Well I hope Uber is happy now. I can almost guarantee you that Jake Voracek deleted their app off his phone and is officially a Lyft guy from here on out. It’s one thing to lose the business of the Ottawa Senators. But to lose Jake Voracek in the process? Yeah, I’d probably start selling Uber stock right now if you have it. Live look at Uber right now:
Speaking of which, I can only imagine what Gritty’s Uber rider rating is. Can you imagine the type of shit this guy gets into while he’s getting driven home from the bar at 3am? Probably ripping a few lines in the back seat with some strippers while spilling some booze all over the place. But it’s a good thing he’s spilling all that alcohol because it’ll help clean up the puke he already spewed everywhere. Anything over a 1-star rating for Gritty would be a miracle. I’d actually be surprised if he’s not currently suspended all together. Even when he’s sober (which is never), he’s probably doing some reckless shit back there or saying some reckless things. What a guy.
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But yeah. Back to Voracek. He pretty much hit the nail on the head there. Shit like this happens all the time across all professions. Everybody bitches about their boss if they have one, and every boss bitches about their employees. The only difference is that not everybody is unknowingly being recorded whilst said bitching goes down. That Uber driver is a pigeon. Guy hates his life and he decided to cash in at the expense of others. I don’t know if you need to put down the whole driving profession in the process of calling the dude a loser but sometimes that’s just Jake for ya. The man certainly isn’t afraid to say what’s on his mind and what is on his mind right now is that this Uber driver is a fucking idiot. Case closed.