Clickbait Smits Wanted To Retire On Top, But His Boss Lord Pageviews Is Forcing Him To Carry On (Part II Of XXVIII)

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[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

IMPORTANT RESPONSE FROM SMITTY:

Indentured servitude to the game is a bitch. The saga of Clickbait Smits continues, and Barstool Buzzfeed will be here before you know it. Why? Because that’s what Lord Pageviews wants. And that’s what he’ll get.

All Clickbait Smits wanted to do is retire on top. Parts III – XIV coming soon. Why? Because there’s no reason to put everything on 1 blog and get 20K pageviews when you can pointlessly put it on dozens of posts and get hundreds of thousands of clicks! Clickbait Smits is about to play some 4d chess, motherfuckers!

PS – How easy is it to just post social media clips onto a blog and the minimum amount of commentary? Too easy. Like, comically simple. The work is already done, and then it takes 30 sec to create the blog. But if that’s what the boss wants, then that’s what the people get. OH THE PAGEVIEWS!