How About Hope Solo Just Kicking The Shit Out Of Her Family At A BBQ Yesterday?

(CNN) — Soccer star Hope Solo was arrested on domestic violence charges early Saturday after allegedly assaulting both her sister and nephew at a home in Seattle, Washington, police said. Solo, 32, goalie for the Seattle Reign FC and a former Olympian, was being held without bail in the south King County jail on domestic-violence assault charges, according to a statement from the Kirkland Police Department. Her name is listed as Hope Amelia Stevens.

She is to appear in court on Monday. Police said Solo allegedly assaulted her sister and a 17-year-old nephew early Saturday. Officers responded to a 911 call for a disturbance in which a male reported that a woman would not stop “hitting people” or leave the house, the statement said. At the home, officers heard a disturbance. Inside, Solo appeared “intoxicated and upset,” police said. Police said Solo’s nephew and sister had visible injuries. After interviewing witnesses, police determined that Solo was the “primary aggressor and had instigated the assault,” the statement said.

I somehow missed this story yesterday and it’s seemingly unremarkable, except for the fact that every news outlet that ran it has said the same thing. “Visible injuries”. That’s not just some little dispute around the backyard pool. No, Hope Solo beat the FUCK out of some people. Try to hold her back and she’ll cave your face in too. Hope Solo vs the world and Hope Solo apparently won. Weird weird scene. Hope Solo, goalie, pretty good looking chick, person that likes to fuck her family up with her fists.

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I’m not sure what exactly you could do in that situation if you’re the 17 year old nephew, I just know explaining to your friends that you got the black eye because your Aunt beat you up is a tough tough look.