Derek Jeter And Jeb Bush Are Teaming Up To Buy The Marlins

Previously: Derek Jeter Reportedly One Of The Bidders Interested In Buying The Marlins

TMZ – Derek Jeter reportedly has a new teammate — Jeb Bush — and it’s all in an effort to buy the Miami Marlins. 

The ex-MLB supertsar has formed a business partnership with the ex-Florida Governor to strengthen their chances of buying the MLB franchise, according to the Miami Herald. 

Smart move by Derek. From a financial standpoint, Jeb probably has more money and business connection than him. At the same time, Jeb can get pushed around like a little bitch. So even though it’ll be a lot of Jeb’s money, Jeter will be the boss. Now you get Jeter as the face of the organization, George Bush in the stands sometimes looking goofy, and Jeb not realizing he’s Jon Lovitz in The Benchwarmers.

I can’t wait until Jeter beats the Mets and I get to have an NL team.