Workers Going Number 2 at Your House: Go or No Go?

I’m getting DirecTV installed this morning because my college account for the NFL Ticket is expired now that I’m no longer in school; DirecTV is the only way a civilized person can watch their out-of-town team every week without dying on the lags of illegal streaming.

When the installer pulls up this morning, I can see that he finishing up his breakfast tacos while he waits in his truck and I instantly feel awful for him.

Breakfast tacos can hit you like a ton of bricks from time to time. What do you do if you are mid-install and that happens? Where do you go? Do you ask the homeowner to use the bathroom?

I dont wanna come off as a braggart but I will let nearly anyone shit in my house at anytime. I’ve been in that boat before and I’m not about to throw stones while living in my huge glasshouse. If you are a stoolie and you need to shit, you can shit in my house. That’s just the kind of guy I am.

Other people don’t agree. They like to poop shame, so I wanted to see just how many think their toilets are too good for someone else’s butts. Some of the responses I received were troublesome to say the least.

Listen, like Feits said in the last tweet, a bad experience can really set a bad tone for future house guest poopers but I dont think that one bad apple should spoil the humanity for every guest at your house from now on. That’s not what decent people do.

Sure, you risk someone going nuts in your bathroom and maybe even some foreign particles left behind but we have a responsibility to each other. I cant let my fellow man go through that agony. I hope you wont either.