On A Scale Of 1-10, How Believable Is This Guy's Story Of Making Sweet Love To A Girl Thanks To Pokemon Go?
I said a couple weeks ago that I thought there was no way Pokemon Go was getting anyone laid for a variety of reasons. And with the benefit of time and thanks to the brave heroes of the internet sharing their lives on Reddit, I have to admit I was wrong. This story is about as credible as any story I’ve ever heard. Of course a “fit AF” girl would be drawn to the mysterious gentleman catching digital creatures by the water since opposites attract, everyone knows that. And spending two hours with a random and then going back to his hotel because of his skill in a game she hates is definitely a thing an attractive girl in fucking Los Angeles is doing. And you can tell it’s legit because he mentions he hadn’t had sex in FOUR YEARS so he’s no casanova, just an average guy emboldened by his skill at at Pokemon Go to the point where he can spit closing-caliber game with an out-of-his-league girl he just met. Yup. Every single part of this story checks out.
Anyway, rate 1 for “This story is very credible but the guy probably only got a handjob on the pier” and 10 for “Of course this lothario bedded the fine woman, did you see the tongue on Seel?”:
(219 votes, average: 3.56 out of 10)
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And if you’re a true believer like I am, here’s the song I can only assume they played during that steamy Squirtlesque hotel sex:
Say what you will about this soul patched fella but man can he belt out a hell of a jam about friendship vis a vis adorable Japanese pocket monsters.