Dude Picks Up Girl On Tinder Using Nothing But Jim Harbaugh Quotes

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Getting a girl’s Snapchat by using nothing but Jim Harbaugh quotes – like shooting fish in a barrel. Can’t believe nobody has tried this sooner. When looking to pickup chicks on a dating app full of millions upon millions of people, how do you separate yourself? Easy, just use the words of a pure alpha male jackhammer.

Of course this was all inspired by the latest Harbaugh gold: planning a sleepover at a Penn State commit’s house to steal him away from James Franklin.

Scout – The dead period ends on Wednesday and Thursday will be the first day contact opens up again for college coaches and prospective recruits. Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh will waste little time recruiting one of his top remaining targets, kicker Quinn Nordin, the nation’s top-ranked prospect at his position.

“Under the exact rules, he’s going to be at my house at 12:01 he said. That’s when it’s legal for him to be at my house,” Nordin said. “He said we can watch a movie, see how well we gel and he said he would sleep over after that. “I was in tears laughing when he said that. He said the next day, if my parents didn’t want me to miss school, he would go to every class with me and go to lunch with me. I was laughing so hard.” Harbaugh is attempting to flip Nordin from Big Ten rival Penn State, where he is committed, and many reminders of that are up in his house.“He told me if I had a 6-foot-3 inch piece of carpet for him to sleep on, that would be enough. I said we have guest rooms, and he said ‘tell you what, I’ll just sleep on the floor in your room.’ I said ‘Coach, I have Penn State stuff all over my walls.’ He said, ‘tell you what, I can help you take it down.’”

You remember this dude. The one who committed by the hype video of him in a private jet.

Unreal. Unreal that Harbaugh is about to snatch him away with a slumber party, and more unreal that a fucking kicker dropped a hype video like that.