Kicker Announces His Commitment To Penn State With Twitter Video...A Fucking Kicker!

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Welcome to the nadir of college football commitment announcements in 2015! Absolutely hilarious. I don’t care how awesome at kicking a football you are, if you can drill it between the uprights from 95 yards out with a gale force wind in your face – making a highly stylized, expertly produced, black and white slow motion Twitter video announcing your commitment to a college as a kicker is PREPOSTEROUS.

So preposterous in fact that I absolutely love it. Yup, just realized literally in the middle of writing this blog, Quinn Nordin is now my favorite college kicker of all time and he hasn’t even kicked a ball yet. You just simply don’t pull a stunt like this without gaining my utmost respect.

I’m coming home…I’m coming home…I’m…a fucking kicker.