Chris Stapleton Brought Out Dua Lipa Last Night To Perform At The ACM’s and They Crushed It. Obviously.
The Seattle Mariners' "Hot Dogs From Heaven" Ballpark Gimmick Is Marketing Genius At Its Best And Other Parks Need to Follow Suit
Something I Never Thought I'd Say: We Got To Hang Out With GWAR A Couple Weeks Ago, And It Was Fucking Awesome. (Alternative Headline: Watch White Sox Dave Deep Throat This Alien Dildo)
The Mystery Blonde Spotted With Mark Davis Last Season In His Suite Is Now Pregnant, and The World Is Wondering If It's His
The Vatican Is About to Drop "Guidelines" and "Instructions" For "Apparitions', and Other Supernatural Phenomena"
There Is A Secret Auction Happening For Jeffrey Epstein's "Little Black Book", and I Need Portnoy To Get In And Win The Thing
Reverse Psychology: There Is A Movie Coming Out About The Government And Hollywood Teaming Up To Fake The 1969 Moon Landing
Barstool ChicagoThe Drake v Kendrick Shit Continues To Get Crazier and Crazier. An Anonymous Fan Is Now Threatening To Sue Drake For Lying About Claiming He Planted Fake Evidence and False Information
The Bussin Boys Stirred Up Some Trouble Between The Members of Florida Georgia Line This Week And There's Some Disagreement Between Them As To Why They Broke Up
Noted Hip Hop Expert Shane Gillis Predicted Drake Having Issues With Young Girls 5 Years Ago On His Podcast
I Went On Billy Football's Podcast To Discuss The Suspicious Boeing Whistleblower Deaths, And If I End Up Dead I Just Want Everybody To Know I Love My Life And Would Never Kill Myself
Fresh Off A $3000 A Plate Dinner In Miami For F1, Mario Carbone, Of Famed Major Food Group and Carbone Restaurants, Says The Way Men Dress Today Is Pathetic And Needs To Be Cleaned Up, And I Could Not Agree More
Barstool ChicagoJeff Daniels Went On Kelly Clarkson's Show And Sang One Of The Most Beautiful Songs You'll Ever Hear
In A Surprise To No One, The Kardashian Empire Bullied Netflix Into Removing All Evidence Of Her Being Boo'd Mercilessly At The Tom Brady Roast
