Fats Are Risking The British Economy By Taking Off And Being Sick Twice As Much As Their Non-Fat Co-Workers
Tyson Fury's Dad Just Head-butted The Bejesus Out of A Member of Oleksandr Usyk's Team During A Pre-Fight Scrum
Largest Counterfeit-trafficking Operation Ever Provided Faulty Equipment To Military Jets, Systems, and Countless Other Sensitive Items
Thai Politician Suspended From Her Role After Her Husband Caught And Videoed Her Fucking Her Adopted Step Son (Not Porn. Real Life)
"Vampire Facials" -And We Aint Talkin Taylor Lautner- Are Giving Spa-Goers Just A Dash of HIV According To The CDC
Futuristic Flame-Throwing Robot Dog is Available For Purchase For The Average Joe Which Is Making Many People Orgasm
Husband Cheats On Wife Dozens of Times So That His "Body Count" Matches With His Spouse's Promiscuous (Hoe) Phase
Caitlin Clark's Indiana Fever Jersey Outsells The Dallas Cowboys Entire Team's Jersey Sales for the Whole Year
MMA Fighter Decides To Kick Ring Girl In The Ass Right Before A Fight and Promptly Loses Way More Than The Match
Two Railroad Workers Charged For Being The Smartest And Thriftiest Men In History Because They Built Secret, Underground Apartments
Great News About The Upcoming Cicada Infestation: Those Sick Fucks Produce The Same Type of Hallucinogens As One of Our Favorite Drugs
The Earthquake In New York Was Pretty Minor Unless You're The Dude Who Had His Nuts Being Cut Open During A Medical Procedure
Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, and Martin Short Have Parties Together To Clean Their Assholes Out Before Doing Joint Colonoscopies
Idiot National Guardsman Defects To Russia And -In A Hugely Moronic Decision- Formally Joins Their Army
