There's a Conspiracy Theory That SCOTUS Nominee Brett Kavanaugh's Super Attractive Staff Member Supports White Power By Throwing Up That Circle Symbol That All The Kids Do

Kmarko9/05/2018 6:30 PM

Hold up. That circle thing. Isn’t that the game that all the kids play? Where you do the circle below your waist and if someone looks you get to punch them? We did that on the bus in like middle school. It made a huge comeback apparently in all the recent videos and shit. That’s a White Power symbol? Since when? Because I’m absolutely positive that these 18 year old kids getting their buddies while they’re on Spring Break are not Hitler Youth.

But apparently Brett Kavanaugh’s staff member Zina Bash smashing everybody in the face with the circle during the confirmation hearings means she’s a White Power supporter.

Now, Zina is a Mexican Jew. Mom from Mexico and Jewish dad. Her grandparents are Holocaust survivors. Not your typical white supremacist candidate. They don’t often pass the first round of screening. And, more often, Mexican Jews with Holocaust survivor grandparents aren’t usually interested in joining groups that hate Mexicans, Jews and support the Holocaust. But I guess you never know. Maybe that’s what they WANT you to think.

The craziest part? Zina’s husband, US Attorney John Bash, actually issued an official denial on Twitter!

Dude, it’s a 4Chan hoax. Get with the times. They just make up shit about hand signals to fuck with everyone then laugh about it in their forums. Get with the internet.

PS,

I’m in love with Zina Bash.