Your Week 3 NFL Fashion Round Up AKA Your Wife's Favorite Blog

The Eagles are 3-0, NFL players are still dressing like jackasses. WE RIDE!

Malcolm Jenkins (above)

I think Jenks is the best dressed NFL player. I mean, the man is basically a fashion designer in his free time. He always seems to be fashion forward without looking like a complete joke. (It also doesn’t hurt that you’re leading a defense that has given up two touchdowns all season)

Carson Wentz

I don’t know who got ahold of Captain Cool after his week one “I am skater boy” look but boy is he starting to dress like a top five QB. Watch out, TB12.

Cam Newton

Why does Cam Newton’s shirt look like that one weird area rug your mom had in the living room back in the late 90’s? It is down right impressive that he can wear almost a 10″ tall top hat and its the second thing I recognize. I am truly afraid to see what he will be wearing coming week 17. I need Greg Olsen’s opinion on Cam’s outfits ASAP.

Andrew Luck

Andrew Luck just constantly looks like the dude that buys $5 dollar Chinese food while out to lunch at work and then sweats the entire way home before exploding with Diarrhea when he hits the door.

Big Ben

My Big Blue Ben. You wanna know what you should quit, Ben? Quit wearing blue every week. Like does he have another color in his closet? is he color blind? Ben, be better.

Blake Bortles

Blake Bortles is officially just trolling everyone now and I am downright impressed. Hell, this is me walking around Quinnipiac’s campus 24/7 with my Eagles gear so who am I to judge? Seriously tho, Blake.. just let me know where to send the button down.

Cody Kessler

Oh so this is what Cody Kessler looks like. Nice. I see what you did there with the orange shirt, Cody. Well done, show your new employer that you love your team by wearing their fuck-ugly orange color after getting out played by your wide receiver. (God, I love the Browns)