Your Daily Friendly Reminder That Dom Brown Sucks

What the shit was that? As if batting .217 wasn’t embarrassing enough. We’re now running up on balls like a Little Leaguer with his head cut off. This misplay essentially cost the Phillies the game last night as the would be 3rd out opened the mini-floodgates for the Marlins to score some runs. Brown “apologized” for the mistake, but fuck that. This is the big leagues. If you play baseball and are overrunning line drives that bad and aren’t a woman or using a ball that beeps, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Maybe if he starts his swing now he’ll be able to make solid contact on the a pitch tonight. Watching this team is pure torcher.