You Know You're Intrigued Enough To Watch The Conjoined Twin Porn Set To Be Released Next Year

HP – Just when you thought pornographers had covered every conceivable connubial combination comes a sex fantasy that hasn’t yet been immortalized — frisky conjoined twins. “Conjoined,” an adult film set for release early next year, features two non-related porn stars, Mischa Brooks and Rilynn Rae, who are joined at the hip.

You-Jizz too tame for you now? Well the porn industy is making moves yet again in the Siamese realm. Face it, every single porn idea has been beaten to the ground. Midgets. Bestiality. Midget bestiality. It’s all be done. Only issue I have is if you better go big or go home with the idea and make it real. The only thing these two hoochies are connected by other than the fake prosthetic skin is Hep-C and stories about how their alcoholic father’s used to beat them. It ain’t reality. You freaks want the real deal? Send a film crew with a few attractive UPS, cable and milk men to where the two aspiring country singers straight out of Homer’s The Odyssey lie dormant. Only issue is once you get off to something like that you also officially forfeit the rights to your soul.