You Know You Want To See What A Dildo From The 1700's Looks Like

POLAND A 250-year-old sex toy has been found by archaeologists during a dig of an ancient toilet in Poland. The eight-inch leather dildo with a wooden head was discovered during an excavation at an old school of swordsmanship in the coastal city of Gdansk. A spokesman for the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments in Gdansk, said: ‘It was found in the latrine and dates back to the second half of the 18th century. It is quite thick and rather large, made of leather and filled with bristles, and has a wooden tip that has preserved in excellent condition. It was probably dropped by someone in the toilet.

So if you ever wondered what Betsy Ross used for play time in between stitching the Stars & Stripes. Christ on a cracker, is that thing big enough for The Enlightenment? With a wooden tip to boot? Because getting infected from a splinter on the cervix has to be one hell of a way to go. I guess it’s comforting to know by that heat I wouldn’t be able to fulfill women in the 18th century just like the 21st.

Guaranteed some young whippersnappers used to mistake that thing for a wounded soldier doll with it’s arms and legs amputated below the knee. Wobbly Sausage!