Wisconsin Hockey Team Really Not Doing White People Any Favors With This Game Of Basketball
First off, kind of racist of Nigel Hayes to say that white people suck at basketball, no? It’s 2016. Thought we were past that, Nigel. Second off, he’s not wrong. There are very few guarantees in this thing we call life. You have death, you have taxes, and you have hockey players sucking ass at playing basketball. The sky is blue, grass is green, hockey players suck at basketball. Now maybe it’s because hockey players are just too tough for basketball. That hockey players have just become so tough over time that they can’t physically bring themselves to take the necessary flops in order to succeed in basketball. You saw it in the original Mighty Ducks movie when Charlie Conway refused to take the dive much to the chagrin of Coach Bombay. Maybe hockey players are just too classy to be good at basketball. Or maybe just the niche athleticism it takes to be good at hockey translate to total awkwardness when trying to play any other sport. Either way, Nigel Hayes can make fun of hockey players all he wants. Has he ever scored 50 in ’07?
Didn’t think so. Which means a hockey player is still the greatest athlete to come out of Wisconsin minus Big Cat.