When You're In The Middle Of A Police Chase But You Still Have To Pay The Tolls

So there’s a nice little chase going on right now bumping between Jersey and Philly. It’s a Monday night in July and honestly, this is the most impressive performance I’ve seen in the city for quite some time. The dude driving the white van has some SERIOUS maneuvers. He’s just ripping through the streets of Philadelphia and I’m almost hoping the suspect gets away because that’s how impressive this is. Kind of also hoping he gets fucked up because he’s a scumbag, but hey, at least he paid the toll like a contributing citizen in society. I’ll tell you what, EZPass has made being a criminal in 2015 a very expensive occupation. Apparently this is a robbery suspect we’re dealing with here but after paying that $5 toll, I can’t imagine he’s doing anything better than just breaking even at this point. He’s still on the road right now doing the damn thing but it looks like this one will be over soon.

h/t Wob.

UPDATE – Before I even got a chance to hit publish, our guy got taken down with a pit maneuver. Thank for the show tonight, guy. Now enjoy the cock meat sandwiches in jail. Giants fans, man. Bunch of good for nothin’ low lifes.