When You Run Over 4 People In Your Car You Kind Of Deserve To Get The Royal Piss Beaten Out Of You

I mean, some things come with the territory. You wanna play the music, you gotta pay the band. You wanna absolutely sauce four guys who for some reason are walking in the middle of the street, you gotta get your dick beat clean off. Just the way the world turns. Granted, maybe the assaulter should have at least checked to see if the lifeless bodies that were once his friends had a pulse before going total apeshit on the driver, but to each their own. Someone deserved a can of whoopass for that attempted manslaughter.