When Playing Soccer, It Is Important To Not Slide Dick First Into The Goal Post
If karma truly exists, this goalie will end up taking a boot to the nuts at some point over the next few games. Because make no mistake about it, this is 100% his fault. The dumbass who gave himself an impromptu mid-game vasectomy? Well he was just laying his body out on the line for his team. The execution wasn’t quite there but it’s the thought that counts. But he shouldn’t have even been put in this position to begin with. The goalie makes a horrible play on the ball (*which we’ve been getting used to seeing from the NASL) and all of a sudden we have a pole-on-pole collision on our hands. A series of unfortunate events, indeed.
Do you think there was a moment as soon as he made contact in which he questioned his entire life’s existence? When you go nuts to post like that, you have to at least wonder just what in the hell you’re doing playing in the NASL in the first place. Might be time to just call it quits and spare yourself more pain and anguish. You’re not going to become the next Messi by playing in the North American Soccer League so what’s the point?
*NASL goalies. Making you feel better about your own lack o athletic prowess since 2016.