What Are Those? They Are The Top Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time where we can all gather around and realize that even though there’s plenty of savagery in the comment section here on Dana blogs, there’s a whole different level of freaks elsewhere on the interwebs. We’re not that weird! So let’s just get right to it then.
I would have LOVED to have seen 69luv69 back in his college days. Dude was probably slingin’ meat left and right. Probably has his PhD in pounding vag.
69luv likes to do this thing where he goes off the grid for weeks at a time so we gotta take full advantage of every comment we can get. This one kinda threw me off a bit. He seems like the Pornhub version of that Faux Gruden twitter account.
Soooo rambold96 is for sure a spokesman for Subway, right? Might want to alert the authorities on this one.
You edit porn for a living and you still nut your pants FIVE TIMES on one video? Maybe start editing naked or some shit. Will save you from having to do a ton of laundry.
This is peak Pornhub Comment Section right here. Freakbody to the maximum. Jesus christ…
This isn’t exactly a great comment at all but I’m just waiting on the day that a Lisa Ann video pops up and all of a sudden, there’s Foul Ball Guy getting some sloppy top.
Haven’t put a phone number up on one of these in a while. Feel free to have some fun with this if you get bored at all this weekend.
I don’t know the context behind that JLo sex tape but these are two comments that I can 100% endorse.
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This is just a little thing called maturity. Grow up already, ayslum1. Can’t be shelling out $60 for some dumbass video game. That money goes straight to the fleshlight fund. (h/t Scott)
But seriously. This bitch was wearing a pair of Crocs in a porn. Never in my life have i seen that before. Take a look for yourself. (slightly NSFWish but not really)
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And that wraps up this week in freaks. Hope everyone enjoyed reading them as much as I hated having to sift through the lowest forms of internet trash to find them. As usual, if you come across any golden comments throughout your journeys to Pornhub feel free to send them to @BarstoolJordie on the Twitter machine. Hope everyone has themselves a go this weekend. Stay sexy out there.
Bonus Bizzaro: (just in case you missed it earlier this week)