We've Found Him, Ladies And Gentleman, We've Found The Biggest Hardo On Earth

Look, I’m rubber nowadays with any sorts of criticism or “Shade” thrown my way. It’s the life of anyone who works on the Internet. If I couldn’t handle the heat I would’ve dove out of the kitchen or put my head directly into the oven a long, long time ago. Let alone open myself (and family) to be made fun of for life with a Princess Peach tattoo on my ass. But this, this my friends is special. A Hardo so pure it’s actually impossible to hate on him. You just have to sit back respect what kind of a human actually thinks this kind of behavior is not only appropriate, but welcomed. And I’m not doing this to make fun of Mr. Billingsly. No, no, no. This is solely a blog of gratitude to his art. I appreciate these beings walking among us because their lack of self-awareness makes normal humans feel better about themselves. So I will hereby take my remedial douchecanoe pussy tattooed butt and accept defeat on this one. I am simply not worthy.

Touche. Touche indeed.