Well This Mistext To A Stoolie Certainly Went From 0-100 Real Quick

Smitty,

How’s it going buddy? So I got this random text a few days before Valentine’s Day. If you’re a piece of shit like my you live for a text like this. I was gonna fuck with this girl and make her go to a TGI Fridays at 10 o clock in Valentine’s Day. Just to make her sit there alone and cry. Like I said I’m a real piece of shit. Here’s the convo.

See, I posted this for 2 main reasons. First off, the Stoolie in question with the email handle hooters4breakfst@______.com is right about one thing – he is a piece of shit. It would be one play to string along someone for humor or a hummer, but to Woodrow Wilson/Edna Krabapple her into a date at TGIF of Valentine’s Day? That’s a little harsh. But the main factor for this blog is to anyone who wants to come in hot with their issues – Don’t. There’s a time and a place and that time is never now and the place is never over text message. When in doubt, pump the brakes. Cause if you don’t you’re flying well over the cliff.

PS – “Did I frighten you?” is the understatement of the millennium.

PPS – For 6 minutes there were screengrabs up of this poor woman’s number not blocked out. Show some humanity and not rattle her cage. We can be civilized savages for once.