Well, Shit, Watching Brandon Oliver's Achilles Pop Is The Most Sickening Thing Ever

Fuck. That. You don’t need to be a Dr. to diagnose that one. Shit, you don’t need to be human to tell Brandon Oliver has gone from predator to prey in just one step. Talk about snapping into a motherfucking Slim Jim. Easily the most sickening thing since that one meatstick decided he was Atlas and put the entire Earth on his shoulders. His quads didn’t agree with him, or his bones.

Pa POP! And that was only the first of THREE lifts? Hey Tommy, I’m no iron pumper anymore but I think we found your max. At least you got an excuse to skip leg day now.