We Have A Potential Goal Of The Year Candidate Coming Out Of Some Random Squirt League

You see that goal right there? That’s a goal that puts Corsi in a corner. That’s the goal that puts Fenwick in it’s casket. That goal right there shows you why creativity is one of the best stats when it comes to assessing talent in the game of hockey. You think this little twerp gives a heck about what his adjusted relative Corsi is? Frick no. Kid just wants to ball out. He’s not gonna cross the blueline and get a weak shot on net just because he thinks it’ll help boost his metrics and get him a bigger pay day come the next time he needs to sign a contract extension. If he’s scoring a goal, he wants to make sure it’s completely demoralizing to the goalie and the rest of the opposing team. Some kids are just born with that natural instinct to be a baller. You start teaching kids that possession numbers are all that matter and you end up with a bunch of robots out on the ice who can’t even think about pulling a move like this.

Wonder what his +/- is though. Also wonder how many girls want to hold his hand at recess after a goal like this. Kid is probably swimming in hand holds right now. What a life.

@BarstoolJordie