Tip Of The Cap To This Champ Arrested For His 492nd Public Drunkeness

Tennessee – Robert Brown was reportedly taken into custody Tuesday because he was too intoxicated to care for his own wellbeing. He was charged with public intoxication but according to Metro jail officials, Brown is supposed to be released from jail late Wednesday. The charge was dismissed. Each time Brown is arrested, he spends a night or two behind bars and is released again.

That’s it! Hang Robert Brown’s jersey up in the rafters already! They say records are meant to be broken, but there are some accomplishments that simply can’t be touched. Put this booze hound’s drunken arrest record up there with Cy Young’s 511 wins, Wilt averaging 50+ points/game and Pres for the longest a millionaire business owner can hold out before he offers 10 employees minimum health coverage as untouchable feats. And for that, I tip my cap. Everyone’s gotta excel at something in life and if your calling involves getting piss drunk and arrested 492 separate times, more power to you.

Off the top of my head: Hagrid from Harry Potter. A homeless Hamish from Braveheart. Alan Shephard straight out of the Jungle in Jumangi. That is all.

h/t Brendon