This Truck Of A Woman Rugby Player Steamrolls Over Souls For A Living

FEE-FI-FO-FUM!!! Complete carnage from beginning to end. This lady is a menace, and I love it. If the Eagles are looking to pick up a fullback on the roster they should scout this mountain of a woman. And I’m not even kidding. Just hand the ball off to her and she’ll stiff-arm her tits off and run through everyone like Mike Alstott in his prime. Tip of the cap to the poor souls she decimated on the way to a Try. Especially the one that should have been legit decapitated at the end. All heart. But who taught these ladies how to tackle? Every single one is going in straight up just asking to get boomed to the moon. Gotta get low take those wheels out if you wanna try and stop a MACK Truck.

NEED this truck to do a little Oklahoma drill with this bus from last year. That collision may cause a black hole that’ll rip time and space apart at the seams.

PS – Nobody knows death until they line up face to face against these lady like beasts. When she comes after ya, she doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she hits ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ground turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, all her fellow animals come in to eat you to pieces. Trust me, I know.

h/t @USASevensRugby