This Week In Freaks: Best And Most Bizarre Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. The sun has been out, spring is finally actually here, the Stanley Cup Playoffs are underway. There’s a lot to be happy about. But most importantly, you can be happy that while you may be a little weird in your own way, at least you’re not a total freakbody and commenting on internet porn. So without further ado, here are the top comments of the week.
Starting off with an old friend of ours, Mr. 69luv69. I don’t know what it is about it, but ending this comment with “Love ya Rach!!” had me rolling. Need to know more about this guy.
Will now on only be referring to anal as “Butt Hole Spearing”.
After sifting through countless of Pornhub comments over the weeks, I’ve come to the conclusion that these people have the absolute WORST choice in adjectives ever. “Delectable little assholes” is really not something that should ever be said.
Probably the realest comment you’ll ever see on here. Depressing AF.
1) Gonna need YoungShyGuy18 to take about a million laps. 2) As far as reactions to that story are concerned, “Nice dude” is far from the appropriate one.
You think my boy psbenoit2002 isn’t all fired up and ready to go about this fuck film? Dude is feelin it right now. Also, quick reminder that psbenoit is the freak who uses his actual headshot for his avi as opposed to a pic of a dick.
Okay so this one is a little old but I just had to add it in here. Creating a Pornhub account is one thing. Actually commenting is another. But doing both to play the character of a dinosaur is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen. Big ups.
1) I think you might just not like the blacks.
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Thanks for keeping us in the loop, bud. Nothing like a hot load all over your belly to start the day.
A+ comment. Best In Show for this week.
Bonus Bizarro:
Got a lot of people (read: maybe one or two of you in the comments) asking if I specifically go out searching for comments or if I just watch a ton of porn and accumulate the comments throughout my time on Pornhub. I’ll give you all a quick little behind-the-scenes of what goes down when your boy is out prowling for Top Pornhub Comments of the Week.
Yes, I specifically search for comments of the week. Typically it’s Thursday night. I’ll go on to Pornhub and click on “Most Viewed Videos”, because those are obviously the ones that are going to have the most comments. While I’m looking for the comments, I’m on the clock. It’s strictly business. Usually I’ll just put the videos on mute and try to get right to the comments. I’m “working” until I find my ~10 comments for the week. But the whole time I’ll keep some mental notes on videos I want to go back to for future use.
So thanks for stopping by, ya perverts. Just like that, another week in freaks has come and gone. Glad we all made it through to the other side. If anyone comes across any golden comments on their journeys through Pornhub, feel free to send them on over to @BarstoolJordie. Hope everyone has a great weekend, and remember to stay sexy out there.