This Is The Kind Of Effort You Like To See Out Of A Tinder Match

All about the heart, hustle and anal. Hey ladies, how about you start separating yourself from the pack a little? I’m retired from Tinder (just like how I retired from the NFL and being successful in general), but from what I recall it was all dogs, drinks and sports to try to catch the guy’s eye. Step it up. Home girl Avery ain’t afraid to take chances. Shoot for the moon cause even if you miss you’d land amongst the stars, and an Anal Nebula is where it’s at.

And if anyone around Philly wants a massage and a case of Hep-C, you may swipe right.
 

h/t Tim & kpb