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There's NO WAY In Hell This Is The Broad Dominating The Drinker's Challenge

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YouTube – Lisel Parillon made a name for herself as one of the world’s top amateur eaters. She successfully completed the final leg of the Drinker’s Challenge finishing 33 tacos in less than 13 minutes. It was the third time she did the deed within just 6 days. Lisel is not only the first person to complete the Drinker’s Challenge, but the first to close out the Drinker’s Triple Crown; 3 challenges in 1 week. She is truly a Drinker’s legend.

My white whale has been located, and for some reason she’s not beached. Solid find by @BarstoolJJ and a couple commentors with locating the now infamous Lisel who supposedly housed 33 tacos in 13 minutes on the regular, which effectively ended the Drinker’s Challenge even before I was able to take down the crown. Multiple witnesses have confirmed her dominance, but that video looked a little suspect. Jump cuts ahoy. Need a full gamefilm to study and she’s only giving 2 min of what had to have ended up either as a post meal puke or a dump worthy of the triceratops from Jurassic Park. Don’t want to make accusations, but there’s no way this broad weighs less than a deuce fifty and isn’t bulimic. But good on you Lisel. You are a champion in a realm in which I can only dream.

Also, “Taco Queen”? Nope. Not enough pizzazz for your talent. For now on Lisel, you are now known as “Taco Tits”.

PS – Taco Tits absolutely working it in the Facebook profile pic.

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