There Is No Doubt In My Mind Jerry Jones Bought Dez Bryant's Rumored Tape

Think back to a week ago. Talk of this thing was EVERYWHERE from your average smut blogs to NFL Insiders. For as much as we rag on Lil’ Shefty, him saying he’s been working on this case since September leads me to believe at least something was out there. Sure, he said he hasn’t actually seen the tape, but there’s no reason he would even throw out the inclination of something unless there was fire to go along with the smoke.

Now people are saying the tape never existed at all. Lord, it’s a miracle! Tape up and vanished like a fart in the wind. Maybe the video never did exist, but Dez going on the offensive right away when the rumors starting flowing makes me think otherwise. Why would he speak up in reference to the rumor if there was nothing to defend to begin with? Exactly. Somebody swiped in and got their fingers on the video. Somebody with the means, power and will to keep the damn thing quiet.

We all know if such a video exists and Jerry Jones COULD get his greedy hooves on the tape, he 10000% would. It wouldn’t shock me if he dropped over 7 figures. The man craves power and control he’d have Dez’s balls in a vice at that point. I can see the conversation clear as day: “Hey, boy, you’re taking the franchise tag and a hometown discount after or I’m letting loose this little fella and your playing days are over. Now go fetch me a switch to go along with some Glory Hole.”

If it really exists, that VHS tape is now hidden deep in Jerry’s Cave Of Wonders or Chris Christie’s fupa, which quite possibly may be the same thing. The greatest trick Jerry Jones ever pulled was convincing the world the tape didn’t exist.