The Video Of Donovan McNabb's DUI Arrest Is A Sad, Sad Watch

Oh how far the mighty have fallen. Cough syrup? It’s a shame #5 to pretend he went the Purple Drank/Flaming Moe route to hide his obvious alcohol problem. The cop was giving him basically every chance to prove he’s with it and McNabb slurs his way right into cuffs. At least throw out your stats and give yourself a fighting chance.

Pro Tip: When the cop who suspects you’re hammered asks where you’re coming from, don’t say “The parking lot right over there”. Gotta think of a better answer than that, Donny. Next take some tips from fellow professional booze hound, Homer J.