The Trifecta Of Cute: Pups Playing Tricks, Breaking It Down And Sleeping Like A Boss

Too much.  One pup’s doing parlor tricks on his buddy.  The other is giving us his best Stevie Wonder to Tina Turner.  And the last is slumbering worse than your Drunk Uncle after he’s ran through all of the booze and racism on Thanksgiving. All are equally boss.

It doesn’t get any better than pups.  Pure, unadulterated love and respect. Most dogs won’t see their owners for 5 minutes and they’ll go apeshit with joy when they return. Meanwhile I stop by to see my niece for the first time in a couple weeks just to say hi and I’m like a mirage until she gets what she wants at that particular moment in time. Good ol’ Uncle Smitty runs out immediately to get McDonald’s for her and the ungrateful hooch throws a a 1st-class hissy fit because I ate a few fries and possibly played with the Happy Meal toy more than any adult male should. Can’t win. Give me a dog over a person any day of the week.