The Season Hasn't Started Yet But Michigan's Mikie Schlosser Already Has The Best Mullet In College Lacrosse
In just 5 days from today, college lacrosse will finally be back in our lives again. For some of you out there, maybe it’ll be the first time it’s in your life at all. And for all of you out there, be on the look out for Michigan’s Mikie Schlosser. Because a mane of hair like that, the 6’2″ senior middie out of Davis, California just screams “Tewaaraton Watch”. The Michigan Wolverines may not be ready to take that next step toward becoming a perennial power at the DI level. But Mikie Schlosser’s mully has me fully convinced they’re a team that is at least going to be making some noise this year. You don’t have that hair on your sideline and not at least take down a few of the big boys. They’ve got Notre Dame on their schedule this year, Maryland and Hopkins are both conference games. If I’m the coach of any of those teams, I circle the date we play against Michigan right now just so I know we have to practice our dicks off the week before because they’ll officially be on Upset Alert. Feathered and lethal. What a beauty.
Almost a shame Schlosser graduates this year because I’d love to see the kid transfer to Albany after this year. Kid was born to be a part of that squad.
P.S. – Michigan opens the season on Saturday against Cleveland State, which will be Cleveland’s first Division I game in program history. And as far as way-too-early predictions go… give me Maryland, Loyola, Notre Dame and Albany playing on Memorial Day Weekend. Pat Spencer Tewaaraton.
P.P.S. – Looking at this some more, I’m almost convinced that Mikie Schlosser is just Hank with a wig on.