The Light Of God Is Currently Shining Down On Chip Kelly

THIS IS THE SIGN. The power of Christ compels Chip. Eagles -5 vs the Saints…BOOK IT.

In all honesty though, the Almighty may be the only thing that saves the Eagles at this point. Maxwell, Barbre, Peters, Johnson, Kiko – All out of practice today. Chip needs to send these guys on a pilgrimage to the Lordes Fountain or some shit. Taking a dip in Holy Water would do more for these guys than any Sports Science smoothie the Novacare Complex has to offer.