The First On-Set Star Wars Pictures Have Been Leaked For People To Lose Their Shit Over
I’m not a hater. I enjoyed the old Star Wars and the last, or “first three” for you uber nerds who are going to correct me, were OK even though George Lucas did everything possible to fuck them up. But I’ll be dead honest here: I pray these next Star Wars movies are abominations to mankind. I’m sick and tired of all these die-hard fans who blindly love the idea of Star Wars but still over analyze every single aspect of the franchise. George Lucas has their nuts half way down his gullet and their misery is going to be my fortune. Not that it matters. This trilogy could feature Chewbacca flinging Wookie cum around the Millemium Falcon for 12 hours and it’ll still gross a trillion dollars. But it’s going to be great when JJ Abrams changes minor, insignificant details and people will flip royal shit because “It’s not the way it’s supposed to be”. If R2D2 rolls out speaking a different version of binary some losers will notice the difference and it’ll literally cost lives. And I can’t wait.
I’ll be even more honest here, for the amount that his dick gets kissed by everyone, JJ Abrams’ movies besides the first Star Trek SUCK. Super 8 was painful to sit through. Cheesedick story to the max.
OBLIGATORY MUST WATCH FOR EVERY STAR WARS POST. Still one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen: