The City Of Philadelphia And Whatever You Would Consider Milwaukee Are Officially In A War
First off, what would you consider Milwaukee? Is it a town? Is it a municipality? Genuine question. Because if we’re going to go to war against these mother fuckers, I’d at least like to know what we’re going up against.
For some reason the Milwaukee Bucks want to keep puffing out their chests on Twitter [dot] com. Smitty blogged about the Bucks owner trying to trash the Process last week. But if we’re being perfectly honest… this war has been brewing for a little longer than that and I think we may have actually thrown the first punch. It probably all goes back to this Joel Embiid Instagram post from January in which he aptly changed the location of the post from Milwaukee to “Shithole”.
I can see how that would ruffle some feathers the wrong way up in Wisconsin. But I’ve never been to Milwaukee and maybe it actually is a shithole. Who knows. From what I’ve heard, it’s actually a pretty enjoyable place to visit. Maybe I’ve been receiving some bad intel? That’s besides the point. Because after Malcolm Brogdon won Rookie of the Year last night, all the Bucks could think about was the Sixers. So much so that they even had to tweet two separate GIFs of him dunking on the Sixers.
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They also don’t know how to spell but I guess calling them out on that would be something about a pot and a kettle.
For the record, Armageddon is a very tricky word to spell correctly without spell check so I’ll let that one slide. Still. When you’re trying to throw shade, maybe run it by an editor first.
So yeah. Malcolm Brogdon wins Rookie of the Year and all the Milwaukee Bucks can think about is Philly. I guess it’s pretty flattering. I don’t know. We haven’t been in this position in a while but if it’s a war that Milwaukee wants, it’s a war they’ll get. But I have a feeling Philly fans will be able to leave the snowballs and batteries at home for this one. The FEDS (still hate that nickname) have this covered on their own.
For real, though. If I have to go body whoever is running the Bucks’ Twitter account, I’ll do it. Just because I love my city. But the fight needs to be on ice. I’m too small to fight anybody on foot. On skates I definitely have a chance against that bitch though.
P.S. – So classy you’d think he plays hockey.