That Was Such A Pretty Rainbow Until God Got Angry

Isn’t nature lovel-HOLYFUCKSTICKS.

Shit, I would like you to meet pants. How do you do? It’s all fun and games until Zeus decides to play. That sounds less like a lightning strike and more like a goddamn bomb. Literally no warning whatsoever, too. One second you’re getting lost in the beauty of life then BOOM! Pikachu from Smash Brothers tries to melt your face off. Mother Earth is a cunning cunt sometimes.