That MMA Fighter Who Got Caught With A Pokeball? Well His Skull Dented Like A Soda Can
I realize that I’m not an expert on MMA. However, MMA is really just a copy cat league of the NHL where they allow the athletes to physically fight so I think I’m not stepping past any boundaries in giving my two cents on this fight. And my one suggestion to Evangelista Cyborg would be to maybe stop trying to headbutt people in the knee. Because as we saw at Bellator 158 over the weekend, that tactic doesn’t end so well. At first, everybody thought the worst part of this knockout was getting demorallzed by the world’s first ever Pokemon Go celebration afterwards.
But as it would turn out, Evangelista Cyborg is dealing with a double shot of emotional pain and physical pain because his face looks like an aluminum can after an intense game of beer hockey.
And you thought that you were dealing with a headache this morning… Real quickly, I just want to mention that the x-ray image might be the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I’m nearly 100% certain at this point that Evangelista Cyborg is at least part demon. Might even be a blessing to humanity that this injury happened because now we can catch Cyborg before he possesses anybody and starts his destruction of the world. And in the case that he’s not a demon, well what a shitty Monday this must be for Evangelista Cyborg. You ever get a dent in your car? It ruins your day and every time you notice the dent you get irrationally angry. Now just imagine that same exact feeling except instead of the dent being on your car, it’s your entire fucking forehead. Tough break, figuratively and literally.