Texting While Driving PSA Is Just A Tad Bit Scary

First off, don’t try being one of those righteous clowns who say you don’t text while behind the wheel. Everyone does it. It’s like saying you don’t pick your nose or whack it. Either you admit it, or you’re a lying through your teeth.

Was up in the air about giving tickets to people caught on their phones while driving. A part of me thinks you should be responsible and wait to answer texts on the road. But then again you have to be a first class idiot, or a woman driver, if you can’t manage to multitask and send a text without auditioning your vehicle for Nitro Circus. So in the end that’s about 75% of the population anyways. Guess giving out tickets for texting while driving is overall good for the population. Also the actor who plays the cop needs to relax on the dramatics. Not gunning for an Oscar here, Brando. If you’re gonna go full Method on us at least do your homework and grow a mustache.

SIRI is a stone cold bitch, but dammit if I don’t use her to voice text while driving. No reason not to use and abuse her on the road. Possibly the only woman in the world who actually listens to what I have to say without giving too much lip back. Love ya girlfriend.