I don’t care if he looks like a wizard with the arms of a midget. JK Simmons is one of the most underrated actors in the game, and he is now deadly jacked up force to be reckoned with in Hollywood. Sure, you can tell he was #OldManCranking while hurling homophobic slurs during Whiplash, but this is a new level of swole. There’s not gonna need to be a Batman in the next movie when JK is already playing the role of Gym Gordon. Fuck, those veins look like he was had whatever Bane was having. Those 15 pound weights never stood a chance.
One can only hope someone is yelling at him to “curl faster than he gives handjobs” when JK isn’t working out to his trainer’s tempo. All about the motivation. What a great movie.
Old rich guys love those legal “low T” clinics.
Spider-Man hero or menace
amazing actor(and the one true J Jonah Jameson-wtf DC snatching him for “Justic League”)
and Hank Mardukas
TRT with some HGH sprinkled on his breakfast cereal. Not blogworthy to anyone except Nate
agreed. whiplash is an awesome movie.
Need to start doing 500 reps at 10 lbs now. Been doing it wrong all my life I guess.
Whiplash is such an underrated movie
beecher took a shit on his face!
looks like J Jonah Jameson could put spiderman in a fucking locker
Love anything this guy does.
Looks like he’s wearing one of those inflatable muscle suits.
Seriously Smitty that’s what you had to say in your blog? He has the arms of a midget and Batman/Bane references?! What the fuck are you talking about kid. Do me a favor and re-read your blog for me, explain what the fuck your game was here. Unbelievable mail-in!
“One can only hope his trainer is yelling at him to curl faster than he gives handjobs a when JK isn’t working out to his tempo”
Did you just have a stroke?
He is definitely ripped and looks good for 90 years old
He’s getting ready for a rematch in OZ with Adebisi
His old man nuts must be shriveled up to the size of peas if he’s on that much juice. Ballsack on saggy flop status
Working on his beard a half year in advance before he delivers his presents to children around the world. Gotta respect the hustle.
Act like you guys have been in a weight room before…he’s using a Biceps Isolator which presses against his chest and wraps around his triceps
That is the definition of OLD MAN STRENGTH.
We. Are. Farmers. Bum ba da da bum bum bum.
Pretty sure I have that same arm blaster harness he’s using, and it’s a hand-me-down from my older cousin and is no less than 40 years old.
Steroids like you read about
He’s curling 20 pounds. Those dumbbells might as well be pink
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