Subway Jared Gets Back On The Horse In This Edition Of Top Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time where even if you were stuck playing against Gronk in fantasy last night, at least you can be thankful that your life doesn’t suck enough to comment on internet porn. So let’s just get right to it today, shall we?
Enjoy this week’s batch of Pornhub COTW while listening to the sweet, soothing sounds of Young Jeezy’s “Go Getta”. A song that I feel is grossly underrated and often forgotten about. It literally has nothing to do with the comments, just a really hot song.
Yo, 69luv69. That is most certainly NOT a saying. But it does sound like a great idea for a tshirt. BUY A SHIRT!
2-for-1 special on 69luv69 this week. And now I’ll never look at Snow Cones the same way ever again.
Is TiKo getting in the porn game? Seriously though, that shit is gross.
He’s certainly not wrong.
Some friend AnAvidChurchGoer is… Also, this is a million times better than all those “If this gets 1,000 RT’s some chick will go to the prom with me” tweets.
Yeah, dude. One is for sex and the other is for shitting. Same way the vagina works. Thought everyone knew that?
Love when porn gets motivational. (h/t Tom)
Perfect parody account. Perfect avatar. Perfect comment. Perfect everything.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. Hope everyone enjoyed themselves and hope you all have one helluva weekend. As always, feel free to send any golden comments you come across to @BarstoolJordie on the Twitter machine. Or just follow me and we can be buds. Stay sexy.
“”A stiff Dick Has No Regrets” – 69luv69″ – Rosa Parks.
